Let's read some Hindi jokes in English. Basically, it has been translated into English. I hope you will enjoy it.
3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
the driver knew that they were drunk
so he started the engine, turn it off
again and said "We reached your
destination" The first guy gave
his money, the second guy said
"thank you" then gave him money
too, while the third guy slapped the
taxi driver, the driver was shocked
thinking the third guy knew what
he did, the driver asked "What was
that for?" the third guy replied
"Control your speed next time,
you've nearly killed us.
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Me: Mommy?
Mom: Yes darling...
Me: My friends are coming over.
Please hide the toys
Mom: Why?
Are your friend's thieves???
Me: Nope. They'll identify their toys
Mom: WHAT? ๐ค
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her, why can’t you do the same?”
The husband: “Are you mad!?! I barely know the woman!!”
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and Dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were
fighting?
Student: One shoe was in mom's hand and one
in dads...
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One day a man goes to his wife and says "Honey, I've never said anything before, but I need to know. I've noticed that of our seven children, Jack looks different from the others. Does Jack have a different father than his siblings?"
The wife says "Yes, I admit it, he does."
The husband says "Who is his father?"
The wife says **"You are."**
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