Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Mom and Dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were
fighting?
Student: One shoe was in mom's hand and one
in dad's...
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Student: Mom and Dad were fighting.
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were
fighting?
Student: One shoe was in mom's hand and one
in dad's...